I've just learned that there are a number of babies on the government's no-fly list due to suspected terrorist connections. Intelligence experts have long suspected that the terrorist threat from babies has been understated, yet it's only now that the government is finally getting serious about the problem. Now we all need to do our part to prevent radical jihadist babies from opening up a can of terrorist whoop-ass on our beloved America.
Along the same lines, there are a number of Democratic members of Congress who are also on this list. Apparently Ted Kennedy was recently kept off of a plane because he has the same name as a suspected terrorist. Pardon my skepticism, but really? There's a terrorist out there named TED KENNEDY?